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How can a language which does not have its own word for "classical" and "language" claim to be classified

as Classical Language? Such a language is Kannada language whose proponents started to fight vigorously for

the classical tag only after Tamil got it ()

you cannot create a joke for your beloved . so sad, at least smile do you have girl friend at least smile for her ()

Coffee or Toffee!!

Grand ma: Honey dear...can you get some coffee from the street corner shop ..plzzz?

Niece (almost 4yrs old): yesss....gimme the money ma!

Grand ma: Get 2 packs,  and here is the money.

Niece: okay..



(back from shop, at Home)

Grand ma: where is the coffee dear?

Niece: oh...the money was not enough!!

Grand ma: its should be more than enough.... i wonder!

Niece: Yes, I got my candy and shop keeper told that the money was not enough for coffee!

Grand ma: lol...(could not hold her laughter...for her smart grand daughter)

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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?????

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi ()

An MBA and an MCA student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the MCA wakes his MBA friend and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The MCA asks, "What does that tell you?"
 The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
 
The MCA is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
 

----:) Chhote-Thakur ()

        NUCLEAR  BOMB(deal) & UPA BOAT.
         _____________________________
Dr Singh to SONIA, (keeping his one hand in the fuse):
MADAM, I cannot keep the bomb any longer without
pulling the fuse  .
SONIA (in a hush hush voice){ Listen drSingh,our comrade Karat is here now with us in
 the boat.If he hears us talKing , he may rock the boat severely and all of us will be underwater which is already rising due to inflation.Also watch Advani ,PM in waiting.So just wait a fewmore months. with  us in the boat.

Moreover, our allies Pawar, Karuna, Lalu etc all advise  me not to
to do anything to displease karat who is bent on rocking the boat.

Moreover can you not see Advani impatiently waiting as prime minister

Singh: Already 3 years  I have been holding this , When will you
 allow me to pull the fuse or at least before I go for G8 meeting?.

sonia { i HAVE ASKED PRANAB TO CALL A MEETING TO DISCUSS WHETHER
 WE SHOULD DROP THE BOMB OR THROW IT IN THE WATER SO THAT WE CAN
ALL GO AND REACH SAFELY

_All IN chorus_:
           ___        LEt us not rock the Boat, ;
                      Let us not rock the boat!  HA, HA. HA
(except KARAT,
PRADHAN andSINGH )




'konthai ()

What  does Osama see on his desktop screen when he deletes a whole lot of  Al Qaeda records?

'Warning: Recycle Bin Laden!' (Ghatotkacha Hidimbi Bhimasena)

why is 6 afraid of 7?




Answer: Beacause 7 ate 9! (Chandru)

A man and a woman planned to do a honeymoon trip to some totally exotic land- so exotic that you needed to plan even the minutest detail well in advance. They get headlong into the details- right from plane tickets, locay sight seeing arrangements, clothes, food, hotel, cash in local currency, travellers cheques, spare clothes, medicines.... just everything almost.

They made a check list and at the airport, they were ticking item by item to make sure that they did not have any surprises in the exotic place. After ticking ok the last item on the list, both were looking for a coffee; at the coffee shop, an elderly woman came up to them and said - :" From you faces, it is clear that you are going on a honeymoon.. have fun and enjoy yourself.. please do cherish every moment .. this is the first and the last happy trip together after marriage"

"Oh, shit" said the man, " we forgot to get married".

(Sent in by A.Thiagarajan)

A language which does not have its own native word for "classical" and "language" but

borrows it from Sanskrit, is fighting tooth and nail for getting classical language tag

especially more severely after Tamil got this coveted status!....

Guess which is this language? ()